BREAKING: Collingwood Football Club Announces Shocking Decision to Switch Codes, Ditching Australian Rules Football for Professional Quidditch
In an unprecedented move that has stunned both the sporting world and Australian football fans, the Collingwood Football Club announced today that they will be switching codes from Australian Rules Football (AFL) to professional Quidditch, starting next season.
The decision, confirmed in a statement released by the club’s CEO, marks a historic shift for one of the AFL’s most storied and successful clubs. According to Collingwood, the switch is driven by what they described as an “untapped market” and a belief that Quidditch will bring “increased excitement” to both players and fans.
“We’ve always prided ourselves on being at the cutting edge of sport,” said the club’s CEO, Mark Anderson. “Australian Rules Football has a rich history, but we believe the future of sports lies in something new, dynamic, and globally expansive. Quidditch is the sport of tomorrow, and we’re excited to be pioneers in this thrilling, fast-paced game.”
While Quidditch, the sport made famous by the Harry Potter series, has grown in popularity across the world in recent years, its transition to professional sports leagues in Australia has remained largely speculative until today. Collingwood’s bold move is expected to generate widespread interest and excitement, with the team planning to integrate elements from the wizarding world, including broomsticks and Bludgers, into their game.
The announcement has left many fans in shock, with mixed reactions flooding social media. While some supporters are excited about the new direction, others feel betrayed by the club’s sudden departure from its AFL roots.
The club will hold a press conference tomorrow to discuss the logistics of the switch, including player recruitment, team training, and plans for Quidditch-specific stadiums. As of now, the club’s first Quidditch season is set to kick off in late 2025, and they aim to attract top talent from both the AFL and international Quidditch circuits.
The world waits to see how this bold decision will reshape the landscape of Australian sport.
